toothbrush

Mac, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So his dad fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

Mac stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to his dad's bathroom and came out with his toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

~eeeewwww! hihihi

Shhhh!

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping.” ;)

Practice makes perfect. But then,







Nobody's perfect. So why practice?! ;)

hahahahahaha!

sa school:

hindi lahat ng tahimik ay nakikinig.

-randy

Aanhin mo ang lalakeng gwapo, kung mas malandi naman sa 'yo.

-randy

light of the world

A small boy forgot his lines in the Sunday school presentation. His mother sat in the front row and tried to prompt him by gesturing and silently forming words with her lips. It was no use. The boy's memory went blank.

Finally she leaned forward and whispered his cue: "I am the light of the world."

With broad smile and beaming confidence, the child sad in a loud, clear voice: "My mother is the light of the world."



from: kerygma

San makakabili ng PEN?

We were discussing about drafting materials...... and we were on this pen thinggy topic......

someone asked: Sir, saan makakabili ng pen na yan???













Randy: sa Penshoppe

Bahay na walang Hagdan...

Ma'am Mendillo: Sino'ng nakapunta na sa Bahay na walang hagdan?

Katrina (Bejarin): Ma'am ako! Yung bahay namin walang hagdan.......

at humabol pa si Randy:

Randy: Ma'am ako! Pero sa hagdan na walang bahay.....

TOINKS!

*FYI: Bahay na walang hagdan is a place where they take care of disabled persons, specially those who have no longer legs.

backless, frontless.......

McJo: Namiling talaga si Vanessa Hudgens.... tumalikod pa talaga para makitang backless ang suot nya.....


Randy: Malay mo yung suot nya frontless, ehdi mas masapa pa!

*toinks! iba ka talaga Randy! hanep!